I thought it's been a while since I posted a drabble here at my journal, so here's a couple of recent drabbles written for the DEW challenge at spn_bigpretzel and for the weekend drabble challenge at Fanfiction.net
K+ Rating for both drabbles.
"Sam, I gotta get back to the bunker. I need a shower. Like, now."
"Honestly Sam, I feel rank; I can feel cooties crawling all over me. I'm a goddamn walking germ condo."
"Dean … don't be so dramatic, it wasn't that bad."
"I tell you, I'm freaking diseased; I'm getting the clap just thinking about it."
"You had a squirt of my antibacterial hand gel, you're fine."
"A squirt of hand gel? I need a freaking formaldehyde shower; I tell you I'm never going to get over this."
"DEAN! You had to use a public bathroom. Get over yourself!"
FOOT IN MOUTH
"Dean, what is suitable attire for a party?"
"Well, Cas, it depends on the type of party."
"See, if it were, say, a cocktail party, you'd want something formal, like a suit. Then if it's a casual get together with friends, you'd probably want something more informal like Jeans and a T-shirt. But if it were a fancy dress party, it'd depend on the theme; you could even spread your wings and go as yourself"
"Hmmm. The variables are very complex …"
"Not really; what party are you asking about?"
"The secret birthday party Sam is organising for you."