Characters: Sam and Dean
Word Count: 360
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Dean has a very special surprise planned for meazrael_64's birthday. Sam's not impressed ...
"How do you spell 'beauteous'?"
"Are you going deaf? How do you spell beauteous?"
"Uh, B-E-A-U-T-E-O-U-S. What on earth would you be writing a word like that for?"
"I'm writing a story for MeAzrael for her birthday."
"Oh, for the love of … can't you leave that poor woman alone on her birthday?"
"Pfft, can it Sam, this is going to be epic … it's going to move her to tears!"
"It'll probably move her to the nearest bucket…"
"Sam, can you just go and do that thing where you shut the hell up?"
"Okay, I'll bite. What's the story about?"
"It's an epic tale of love and romance based on Romeo and Juliet. It's called Dean and MeAzrael."
"But Dean, Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy full of conflict and deceit and in the end Romeo and Juliet commit suicide!"
"Well, OBVIOUSLY, it doesn't have any of that crap in it. There are no feuding families or angst or tragedy, and of course neither of us croak at the end because that would just suck donkey balls."
"Uh, well in what other way is it based on Romeo and Juliet then?"
"There's a balcony in it."
"Yep, the one I park Baby under to visit MeAzrael in her apartment."
"Okay, whatever you say Dean."
"Yeah, and then I stand under the balcony and say 'you and me Babe, how about it?' See Sam, that's in Romeo and Juliet."
"Uh, yes, it's in the Dire Straits song, not the goddamn play!"
"Well, I don't care, it's going in my story. And you're interrupting my creative flow, Mr Judgy McJudgeface – so beat it, go on – vamoose."
"Don't worry, I'm going!"
"Oh Sam, before you go…"
"How d'you spell 'raunchy'?"
"Oh hell. Work it out Dean; I'm going to go and warn MeAzrael right now …"