Dizzojay's Dean Dreams (dizzojay) wrote,
Dizzojay's Dean Dreams

The (naughty) Wit and Wisdom of Mr D...

Having a day in lovely Leamington Spa, and we walk into a very high-class bistro for a coffee. It's full of ornaments, curios and objets d'art.

As we're waiting for drinks, I mentioned how much I liked one of the vases.

"It's really unusual," I said; "eye-catching, and a lovely colour too."

Mr D scans the room ...

"What, the phallic looking one that looks like it's wearing a cock-ring?"

I'm not sure if I like it more or less now...

Tags: mr dizzo, naughtiness

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