amusedObserve.
How could our boy possibly be an irresistible sex God when he's...
... sweaty and encrusted with mud doing Tough Mudder
... wearing a dopey hat
... copping a few 'Z's at a table
... playing at being a mad serial killer
... sitting practically naked in a tub of dry ice
... opening the front camera of his phone
... sitting on the lav
... wearing great uncle Wilbur's cardigan
... wearing a pink Alice band and being made up by a four-year-old
... larping as
... stuffing his face
... having a mud masque treatment
... wearing jamjar-bottom glasses
... and ... uh ....
Your honour, the defence rests.
