A little drabble written for the weekend drabble challenge on Fanfiction.net. The challenge word was'sharp'.
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/.Warnings: Vaguely spoilery for 13.16, Scoobynatural
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own him
"Are you ever going to take that stupid thing off?"
"That thing - that stupid 'Ascot'."
"This? Suck it up buttercup, this Ascot makes me look cool and irresistible to women."
"It makes you look like someone who's not the sharpest tool in the shed."
"I'm sorry for you Sam; It's sad that you just can't see sophistication and sartorial elegance when it's right in front of you."
"That's okay Dean. Maybe I can't see how sophisticated you are; but I can see that your Ascot is dangling down into your coffee."
"So, suck that up instead Mr Elegance!"