Me: This stupid cold weather is making my face really dry. I must pop into Boots tomorrow and pick up some Aveeno for it. (FYI, Boots is UK's leading pharmacist/drug store chain).
Mr D: Vino?
Me: No, not Vino, A-veeno; bloody Vino's not going to help my dry skin, is it?
Mr D: Well, if you drink enough of it, you won't give a shit whether your skin's dry or not, so it helps in a way ...
And who can argue with that logic!