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It's been a while since I did one of these, so I decided that it's time for another Jensen body part spam. Today, we're exploring a substantial acreage of the Ackles anatomy, because these two magnificent vistas cannot be separated - well, they could, but to do so would be very detrimental to our lovely boy's general wellbeing, so we won't.

They are a complete set; each as scrumptious as the other, and so without further ado, let us gird our loins and sally forth into the unparalleled splendour of the Ackles chest and back.

Jensen's chest is a beautiful but deadly thing. It has the power to kill fangirls at twenty paces.
The fangirls don't mind - they just think it's a great way to go.

This is a great wet way to go.
The fangirls still aren't complaining - they have towels.

But because Jensen is an all-round good bloke, he's inclined to keep his chest covered up for the fangirls' safety.
Those ungrateful minxes do not appreciate his efforts.

Jensen's back is equally hazardous

And so, he's inclined to keep that covered up too.  As if that actually does us any bloody good ... *thud*

Jensen has famously gone on record saying that he has three hairs on his chest.
So far Sherlock Holmes, Mulder and Sculley, The FBI, Interpol, Hercule Poirot and NASA have been unable to find them.

We're more than happy to help with the search effort - it's not like it's any kind of hardship

We never stop searching ...

Neither does Jensen apparently ...

Jensen's chest is, of course, the home of the perky nipples

Jensen doesn't need to search for those - he knows exactly where they are.

But, as mentioned before because Jensen is too bloody modest for his own good a decent bloke, he's inclined to keep everything covered up ...

But even that has it's appeal.  Sweaty and dirty works ...

So does saucy wifebeater

Or a pretty wifebeater

Sometimes Jensen covers up but gives fangirls a tantalising glimpse ...
(still no sign of those three hairs)

Or sometimes he covers up with a lifejacket.  This serves the dual purpose of keeping Jensen safe as well as the fangirls.

Even when he covers up, sometimes a perky nipple likes to pop out and say hello.
We don't mind at all

Jensen's chest is a thing of uncommon beauty and as such should not be damaged in any way except by my teeth

Meathooks and giant skewers are a DEFINITE NONO!

Angel handprints get a pass because they don't damage the precious particles of the chest or back.
Besides they're cute and we want to lick them.

Just occasionally fangirls catch a glimpse of bare chest and back in the same picture.  This is EXTREMELY dangerous and should not be attempted by inexperienced fangirls, those of weak disposition or anyone suffering from excessive sanity.

Even when covered up, Jensen's back is an impressive sight.

Misha wants to cop a feel, and who can blame him?

Jensen's back is extremely flexible ...
And with that statement, I can hear a million fanfics being born.

Jensen's back is so impressive, sometimes even Jensen wants to admire it.

And who on earth could blame him?

Thank you for joining me on this exploration of all things thoracic; one of the most enigmatic and unexplored regions of ...
HOLY SHIT!  there they are ...


Tags: extreme prettiness, fangirl down, jensen, pictures

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