Today, the lovely
So, let's examine the evidence:
values bravery, daring, nerve, and chivalry.
Am I brave? If you've ever seen me with a spider in the house, you'll know that answer to that one.
HUFFLEPUFF
values hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play.
Hmmm... yes, I'm loyal - definitely loyal. Now, patience is a virtue, but it sure as hell isn't one of mine. And hard work? Sure, I'm prepared to work hard - for a good salary. But I wouldn't say it's something I value doing - basically anything that takes me away from friends, fun, art and fandom is more or less a pain in the arse!
SLYTHERIN
values ambition, cunning and resourcefulness.
I am probably the least ambitious person on the planet. Ambition only leads to more hard work - see my comment re: hard work above.
RAVENCLAW
values intelligence, knowledge, creativity and wit.
I would say I'm a fairly well read person, and I have been known to employ a bit of decent brain power when the need arises. Creativity is absolutely at the core of my being and I really do love acquiring knowledge, especially about subjects that interest me - like, for instance, Harry Potter houses!
So, after much deliberation, I've decided that today I shall be Dizzo, the honorary RAVENCLAW student!

Although, I might need some of the Gryffindor Bravery and Hufflepuff patience in a moment as I'm about to tackle the M25!!
Wish me luck!