The DEW challenge theme was 'body parts', and the FF.net challenge word was 'bone'.
Now, I suppose I could have used fairly normal, unembarrassing body parts like, for instance, elbows or toenails but, well ... hello? Dizzo!
Word Count: 100
PIECE BY PIECE
"After I raised you from perdition Dean, I rebuilt you; every muscle, every sinew, every bone."
"Well, thanks Cas, that's super creepy!"
"You were heaven's finest work Dean, why is that 'creepy'?"
"You and a bunch of other angel dudes seein' parts of me I've never seen? Trust me, that's creepy!"
"The blueprints are still in heaven's library, I can go and …"
"No thanks Cas."
"Anyway, while you were doing this rebuilding, couldn't you have given me an extra – you know – couple of inches?"
"But I did Dean."
"Really? I can't say I noticed."
"Oh yes. You've got the longest appendix anyone's ever seen."
"So, Mr Winchester, you came here because you've been getting occasional bouts of acid indigestion?"
"That's right. That, and my brother here is a giant girl who wouldn't stop crying until I came to see you."
"Well, your brother was right to suggest you see a doctor. From what you and he have told me about your diet, lifestyle and stressful job, I'd say this is probably nothing to worry about but it's worth having a look, so I'm going to send you for an endoscopy."
"Yes, that's right."
"Which 'end' are we talking about specifically?"