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Jensen Bow Legs Picspam

Now, there are many things that Jensen is famous for ...

... long-lashed green eyes, a smile that incinerates underwear and sinfully pouty lips to name but a few.  But there is one aspect of Jensen that fangirls all over the world appreciate and admire.  They're usually hidden under swathes of denim; they're just the right length to reach all the way down to the floor, and if they were straight, he'd probably be taller than Jared.

So without further ado, I'm thrilled and delighted to bring you this little pictorial dedication to Jensen's beautiful bow legs ...


Jensen's legs are a structural masterpiece.








Jensen's very proud of them - see, he's pointing to them right here.



They are beautifully bowed.



If they were any more bowed he'd need flying buttresses to keep him upright.



There is no truth in the rumour that Jensen's knees have a restraining order against each other.



His knees get along very well, thank you very much.



Look, here are Jensen's knees.  Don't they look happy!



But anyway, let's talk about Jensen's bow legs ...

They look great in leather.



And they look delightfully obscene in a thigh holster ...



Every part of Jensen looks good in a suit.



They are most commonly seen in denim.



And are occasionally accompanied by bare feet.
We like Jensen's bare anything.  (what?  We're desperate, we'll take what we can get!)



Um, excuse me while I just gnaw on the furniture ...



Jensen's legs are surprisingly musical - for legs, I mean.



And they have a great sense of rhythm ...
(Shame about the rest of him).



Bare, waking-up legs are a thing of beauty.



and once they've woken up, there's no stopping them.

They can walk ...



Oh boy, can they walk ...



And they can play soccer ...



And they can cavort ...



And fight with people wearing cartoon Lion suits ...




But they have to be careful not to overdo it, they don't want to damage themselves ...



Jensen's legs should remain undamaged and in perfect working order ...



They need to be preserved in all their outstanding natural glory



So that the world can continue to enjoy their sweetly-bowed deliciousness



Look, even Jensen's enjoying them.



And who can blame him?





That's all folks ...



All pictures taken from Google and Pinterest
Credit as per any watermarks.  Happy to add credit if due!

Tags: extreme prettiness, fangirl down, jensen, pictures
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  • The Friday Five

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