Characters: Dean, Sam, OMC
Word Count: 250
spn_bigpretzel Challenge: Put a Supernatural character or characters of your choice in a reality TV show, either an existing one, or one of your own invention.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don’t own Dean or Sam – I do, however, own Rocky Hotrod. Lucky me!
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“It’s Rocky Hotrod here and welcome to this week’s edition of ‘Jazz up my Jalopy’.”
“And in this week’s edition, we’re going to see ‘Dean’. Dean was nominated by his ultra-cool British buddy, who only calls himself Fergus.”
Fergus says; ‘My dear friend Dean and I have shared many wonderful moments together. We’ve been to Hell and back … literally.’
‘It makes me feel very sad that he drives around in this bloody old crate that’s about fifty years old and sounds like a tractor. The rust spots on the damn thing are all that’s holding it together and it’s about as aerodynamic as a bingo hall.
The doors creak, the aircon whistles and it’s still got a cassette player, I mean – A SODDING CASSETTE PLAYER! Rocky, I’m sure Dean would be thrilled and delighted if you could help him to … JAZZ UP HIS JALOPY!’
“Okay, I’m told by Fergus that I would find Dean having breakfast in Mal’s Diner here in downtown Lebanon. So let’s go and surprise him …”
Sam frowned as he watched the evening news.
‘Well-known TV presenter Rocky Hotrod is recovering in hospital tonight after an unknown assailant in Lebanon, Kansas, tried to impale him on his own wrench.’
“That’s horrible, the poor guy,” Sam sighed. “What a terrible world we live in.”
“Sure is,” replied Dean with a derisory snort; “he wanted to put a rear spoiler on the Impala and paint her gold.”