THE LADY OF THE ...
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own any of them.
WOW: dizzy. The bunker doesn't have a lake, so a certain lady has to find other options …
Dean was thrilled on discovering Excalibur in the bunker. Within moments, he was lunging and feinting his way through labyrinthine corridors, dizzy with joy, and enthusiastically engaged in mortal combat with his own imaginary Mordred.
His heroic adventure was halted, however, by Sam's sudden appearance; wet, soapy and sporting only a towel and a nuclear bitchface.
"Dean", he snapped; "I don't know what the hell you're doing, but while I was showering, some freaky fairy chick popped up out of the toilet asking if you would please stop dicking around with her sword and let her have the damn thing back before you break it."