So, here's the winning drabble ... just for fun!
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own him!
Welcome to Hell. Only demons and dogs allowed.
Crowley stood before the assembled masses, and glared at them, feeling a wave of angry contempt swelling within him.
"Right, you brainless nonentities, pin your bloody ears back and listen. The only pets allowed in Hell are Hellhounds. GOT IT?"
He was rewarded with some hesitant nods.
"No more Hellponies, Hellpussycats, Hellparrots, Hellrabbits, Hellgerbils or any sodding Hellgoldfish. Understand?"
Rolling his eyes dismissively, he slumped down into his intricately carved throne, which promptly collapsed beneath him.
"AND IF I FIND THE PRAT WHO BROUGHT TERMITES DOWN HERE TO FEED THEIR HELLGECKO, I'M GOING TO FRY THEM ON THEIR OWN BLOODY HEAT LAMP!"