Then, of course, being a complete pranny, I forgot to bookmark the damn thing!
Because I have the attention span of a gnat, I can't remember who it was written by or what it was called, but I know it was on my feed very recently - within the last couple of weeks.
Does this ring a bell with anyone at all? If so, can you send me the link? I'd really love to read it because, well, Jensen ... oil ... massage ...
If you need me, I'll be in pervy hell.