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Eggscrutiating

A little drabble written for the weekly challenge oer on Fanfiction.net.  This week's challenge was to include a pun in your drabble.

EGGSCRUTIATING

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them

It's early morning in the bunker; Sam's hungry and Dean's in one of those moods …

xxxxx

"Sam, what d'you want for breakfast?"

"Omelette with toast, thanks Dean."

"Eggsellent idea, I'll get cracking."

*sigh*

"Want hen-ny cheese in it?"

"Dean, it's too early …"

"Aww, poor Sammy can't take a yolk."

"Wish you'd take a hike."

"Tut, tut, Sam, you need to lighten up a bit, come out of your shell."

*groan*

"egg-scuse me?"

"Dean, make the coffee."

"Jeez, you're in a fowl mood."

"I want my coffee."

"In the pot – ova there."

"Ugh, right. Thanks."

"Hey, Sam, d'y want two eggs in your omelette?"

"No thanks Dean, one will be un oeuf".

"Huh! Think you're smart, Bitch?"

xxxxx

end

Tags: dean winchester, drabbles, fan fiction, humour, sam winchester, supernatural
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