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A Bad Day for Rudolph ...

A BAD DAY FOR RUDOLPH

A Dizzoesque twist on the much-loved Christmas song; it's been a bad day for Rudolph.

Note: no reindeer were harmed in the writing of this teeny weeny litle songfic, although one has gone back to his stable with a sore head and a bruised ass.

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour/poem
Characters: Sam, Dean, Impala
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this!

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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Had a very shiny nose

But Dean still didn't see him

As he landed in the road

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Dean only heard the clatter

As he bounced off Baby's hood

And Dean uttered lots of rude words

Just as we all know he would

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Santa climbed down off his sleigh

Stomped crossly through the snow

"Rudolph's dazed, he's not alright

Who'll lead my freakin' sleigh tonight?

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So that's how they all saved Christmas

For gleeful children near and far

And nobody knew the secret

Of two guys and their big black car

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Tags: christmas, dean winchester, humour, impala, sam winchester
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