A BAD DAY FOR RUDOLPH
A Dizzoesque twist on the much-loved Christmas song; it's been a bad day for Rudolph.
Note: no reindeer were harmed in the writing of this teeny weeny litle songfic, although one has gone back to his stable with a sore head and a bruised ass.
Characters: Sam, Dean, Impala
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this!
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
But Dean still didn't see him
As he landed in the road
Dean only heard the clatter
As he bounced off Baby's hood
And Dean uttered lots of rude words
Just as we all know he would
Santa climbed down off his sleigh
Stomped crossly through the snow
"Rudolph's dazed, he's not alright
Who'll lead my freakin' sleigh tonight?
So that's how they all saved Christmas
For gleeful children near and far
And nobody knew the secret
Of two guys and their big black car