It's hard to list them in any order of importance or attractiveness or sheer oestrogen-evaporating allure, so for the purposes of logic and clarity, the following tribute will be presented in alphabetical order.
Please proceed with caution; I don't want anyone keeling over before they've even made it to perky nipples ....
Look here and you will find the biceps of doom and the armpits of joy.
Jensen turns his back and leaves a trail of evaporating ovaries in his wake.
As if his back wasn’t dangerous enough, the bloody man turns round and gives us … this.
What chance to does the average ovary stand?
Behaving like a pillock can be hot ... only if you're Jensen.
Pointy and elven, a sort of Legolas with attitude.
fangirls have named each and every one of them; see that one there, that’s George.
If your ovaries survived the back and chest – I'm really, really sorry about this.
Don't even get me started on eyelashes ...
Dark blond, sandy, mid brown, tawny ... who cares, I want to rub my face in it.
Jensen packs them on occasionally. Why, what inches did you think I meant?
A byword for ,fecking gorgeous'.
Rarely seen and endearingly knobbly.
When Jensen stands around the set, he REALLY stands around the set.
The home of those obscenely pouty lips. Just for the record, any surviving ovaries really are in danger here.
Ever so slightly crooked, but no-one minds, because that's where George lives.
Really? You haven’t sussed that by now?
They could take someone’s eye out, those things.
(I will never get tired of this picture).
We’re talking top shelf here.
Like two rabbits in a bag having a fight.
I’m not saying they’re impressively strong and solid or anything, but when Kilimanjaro grows up, it wants to be Jensen’s shoulders.
They glow in ultra-violet light.
Fangirls want to eat it. They don’t care if it’s edible or not.
Like melted chocolate running down the side of a gold ingot.
The whole world wibbles with him.
What? You expect something coherent here?
Grown up Jensen has matured beautifully, but young Jensen was no bag of spanners.
It's hard work being so perfect - Jensen needs his beauty sleep.
Well, that's it from me and George. We hope you've enjoyed this alphabetic analysis of adorableness. Please accept my apologies for any scorch marks on the ceiling, or drool stains on the carpet (they do come out if you scrub hard enough).
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