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For JJ and Millygal

I've heard a rumour that my good friends jj1564 and milly_gal are going to Asylum 14.

Not that I'm in the habit of intimidating my friends or anything, but I want to make sure they know exactly what they're going to be letting themselves in for.

Because they're going to come face to face with ...

... this.

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And if, by chance they manage to survive without keeling over from hottie exposure or drool dehydration, I feel a duty of care to make them understand exactly what they'll be getting up close and personal with ...

Gird your loins ladies  ...


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I know, it's terrifying!

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Really terrifying.

Attractive

I mean, losing the power of coherent speech is no laughing matter.

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And the drool, I mean, it goes everywhere.

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And it really hurts when you trip over your tongue.

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It hurts even more when someone else treads on it.

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Those eyes have magical powers; they can turn your mind into a blob of cold custard.

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And panties are expensive to replace when they keep spontaneously combusting.

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The smoke gets everywhere.

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And when the ovaries explode ...

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Well, that's just embarrasing.
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Especially when they bounce off the ceiling ...

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... and smack you in the ear.

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Of course if you faint then you don't have to worry about any of the other stuff.

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Except that fainting hurts too.

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Floors are hard.

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Don't get me started on the blood pressure.

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Last time I met Jensen, I could have run an entire hyro-electric power grid.

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Well, I suppose it saves on fossil fuels ...

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Jensen's good for the environment.

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Try telling that to my hormones.

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They haven't quite recovered yet.

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They're not likely to for the foreseeable future, either.

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They took one whiff of Jensen's pheromones and boiled dry.

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But the worst thing of all ...

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Is that Jensen knows all this is going on ...

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And the gorgeous bugger's not even sorry.

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Really, not sorry at all.

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... Still up for it?

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Tags: asylum 14, extreme prettiness, fangirl down, jensen, pictures
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