Well, I can do random - you have been warned ...

Someone far cleverer than me who goes by the name of Potthead, randomly graphed the curvature of Jensen Ackles ass as: y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/

Mr Dizzo gives a random masterclass in 'Lowering the Tone at a Posh Wedding'.

Random Tuesday Special

Because groggy, addled, stoned Dean is just too cute (and random)!

Live randomly and prosper

Hamster la Vista Baby (random rodent)

Because who could not love these three random guys?

Everyone loves a randomly inappropriate baby picture

This is one of the Isle of Wight's most famous landmarks (and it doesn't get much more random than this) - the Yarmouth Gribble

Now there's a pair of randomly pretty faces

What random picspam wouldn't be complete without a squirrel dressed as Henry the Fifth?
And finally ...
You ain't seen nothing yet ...
This is where random enters a whole new dimension ...

A picture of the Iceland Phallological Museum.
I'll just wait here for you to do your 'double take'.
Yes, there really is a museum in Reykjavik dedicated to phalluses. To penises, willies, shlongs, todgers and tallywhackers in all their glory (or not as the case may be).
I know this random fact, because I've been in there. (Purely for research purposes you understand).