In order to do the best job I could, I decided I ought to do some extensive research ...
I'm happy to share my findings with you all.
Okay, so I don't have green eyes
Or perfect teeth
Or sinfully pouty lips
Or bone structure that would make Michaelangelo weep
Or bow legs
Or pointy ears
Or a strong jaw
Actually, I look about as much like Dean Winchester
As I look like the back of a truck
So I've got a snowball's chance in hell
Of making myself look anything like this gorgeous man.
See, Dean can't believe I'm even trying
But then I do have one thing that's very important.
Which could just save the day!
I have my very own plaid shirt.