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Jensen Neck Picspam

It occurred to me the other day that it's a shamefully long time since I did a Jensen body parts spam, and so it's time for me to rectify that situation right here, right now.

And so, without further ado dear F-listies ... I give you the beauty that is Jensen's neck.








Well of course, it belongs to Jensen, it's not mine to give, but I'm sure he doesn't mind.  It's not like he doesn't show it off from time to time ...



Sometimes he just gives us a tantalising glimpse ...



Other times he gives us the whole nine yards ...



Well, of course it's not nine yards long.  That would just look silly.  But it's just the perfect length for Jensen ...
(Remember ladies, this is his NECK we're talking about.  Don't lose focus now.)



It keeps his head on nice and straight ...



and he couldn't wear his necklaces without it ...



Or his tie.



Fangirls frequently express a desire to nibble on Jensen's neck.
Can you blame them?



I mean, really!  A smear of maple syrup and a dollop of Nutella and this would be a feast beyond compare ...



However it is important not to leave teethmarks.  This is NOT acceptable behaviour!



Fangirls will go to any lengths to cop a feel of Jensen's beautiful neck.
Some like to take their time and make sure Jensen enjoys the experience.



Others take the more direct route.
This, again, is not acceptable behaviour.



Jensen's neck looks especially good when he's laughing ...



And I'm sure he does it on purpose - the bloody tease ...



It also looks good when he's singing ...



Especially when he's REALLY going for it!



But in my humble opinion, Jensen's neck never looks better than when he's drinking.
Like this ...



Or this ...



Or even this.
(Seriously?  Does that man NEVER use a glass?)



The good thing about doing a spam of Jensen's neck, is that I don't have to post any gratuitously shirtless pics ...
But I will, anyway.



He's looking to see if I'm making the coffee.
What?  His neck's in the picture!



Anyway, I digress ...
To summarise.  Jensen's neck is a beautiful thing. It's right there between his face, shoulders and chest, see?



It's very clever - it's made up of lots of impressively long words.  For instance, I now know, thanks to jj1564's post this morning that this muscle is called the STERNOCLEIDOMASTOID. (Thanks to somersault_j for the fun factoid).
I don't care what it's called, I still want to write sonnets to it.



It looks good when it's all sweaty.  (Hurt/comfort anyone?)



And it looks good in heavy shadow ...



Or in black and white ...



Or in pain ...



It looks particularly good when it's all stretched and elongated ... *dies*



It looks great in a plaid shirt ...



And even better out of it ...



So, let's hear it for Jensen's neck.  Let's enjoy the pretty, whether he be drinking, singing, laughing, or just standing around being an adorable bugger as usual.




And remember rule #1 ... don't leave teethmarks.



All pictures trawled from Pinterest and Google
Credits as per watermarks
Please let me know if I need to add credit for anything ... happy to add.

Tags: extreme prettiness, fangirl down, jensen, pictures
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